goodbye.............

Never beg people to stay against their will. Sometimes the gift of goodbye opens another door for you. Move on, and create the next chapter of your life. As we know Goodbye is not the end of everything but merely the beginning of something that probably can hurt or make you happy again.

joke...........

Bellboy

Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked priest gave him the job. But one Sunday, he ran straight toward the bell with his face and missed and fell off the tower and died.
"Congregation," the priest said before the assembled masses. "Does anybody know this boy's name? Because I don't know him, but his face rings a bell."

 http://www.jokes.com/funny-god-jokes/qg3e9q/bellboy

An Atheist and a Bear

An Atheist and a Bear

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created.

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don''''t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."

 http://www.jokes.com/funny-god-jokes/8ccm34/an-atheist-and-a-bear

who i am?////////

we throw the outside and cook the inside and we eat the outside and throw the inside. what i am????/////

who is the writer.

I hve learned dat ma college frens hve bcom kind of family,u eat 2gethr,u take naps 2gethr,fight,laugh,cry n do absolutely nothng 2gethr until u can't remember how u Eva lived ur LIFE witout dem in da first place.U all n I will meet again,wen v r least expectin it,1dy in som far off place,I wil recognize ur face,I won't say GOODBYE ma frens,4 u n I wil MEET AGAIN.Will Miss U Ladies. 

who posted this in facebook.

 

 

your 4GB.

what have you learned from ICT module...please share with us...........

Primary guys pleas complete the story...

once there lived a couple. one was blind and the other was dump............

toung twister........

bitty bought butter,butter was bitter, bitty bought another butter to make the bitter butter better.

make a wish...........

if an angle knocks at your door at midnight and ask you to make three wishes. what would you wish for?

teachers quote............

“The Voice

There is a voice inside of you
That whispers all day long,
"I feel this is right for me,
I know that this is wrong."
No teacher, preacher, parent, friend
Or wise man can decide
What's right for you--just listen to
The voice that speaks inside.”
                                     Shel Silverstein

friendship quote...

“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”
                                                A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh 




“When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares.”

                       Henri J.M. Nouwen, The Road to Daybreak: A Spiritual Journey 



“Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”

                                                                                       A.A. Milne

joke

Son: Dad, i am hungry.
Dad: Are you sure.
Son: Dad i am serious.
Dad: No you are son.
Son: Are you mad.
Dad: No....i am dad.

"you can fool all the people part of the time or part of the people all the time BUT you cannot fool all the people all the time"
                              Abraham Lincon.


So friends please think before you try to fool me.

Tips for getting fat:

• eat and sleep more
• don't do excercise
• avoid junk food and go for home made food
• eat less fruit and more food
• don't cook because after cooking you don't feel like eating
• eat more chocolates and fat containing food.