goodbye.............

Never beg people to stay against their will. Sometimes the gift of goodbye opens another door for you. Move on, and create the next chapter of your life. As we know Goodbye is not the end of everything but merely the beginning of something that probably can hurt or make you happy again.

joke...........

Bellboy

Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked priest gave him the job. But one Sunday, he ran straight toward the bell with his face and missed and fell off the tower and died.
"Congregation," the priest said before the assembled masses. "Does anybody know this boy's name? Because I don't know him, but his face rings a bell."

 http://www.jokes.com/funny-god-jokes/qg3e9q/bellboy

An Atheist and a Bear

An Atheist and a Bear

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created.

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don''''t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."

 http://www.jokes.com/funny-god-jokes/8ccm34/an-atheist-and-a-bear

who i am?////////

we throw the outside and cook the inside and we eat the outside and throw the inside. what i am????/////

who is the writer.

I hve learned dat ma college frens hve bcom kind of family,u eat 2gethr,u take naps 2gethr,fight,laugh,cry n do absolutely nothng 2gethr until u can't remember how u Eva lived ur LIFE witout dem in da first place.U all n I will meet again,wen v r least expectin it,1dy in som far off place,I wil recognize ur face,I won't say GOODBYE ma frens,4 u n I wil MEET AGAIN.Will Miss U Ladies. 

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your 4GB.

what have you learned from ICT module...please share with us...........

Primary guys pleas complete the story...

once there lived a couple. one was blind and the other was dump............

toung twister........

bitty bought butter,butter was bitter, bitty bought another butter to make the bitter butter better.